Is There Really Any Criteria For Vampires?

Okay, most of you, if you read this entry, are going to flame my tail and chew me out for voicing my opinion and position on the heavily fan crazed Twilight series by Stephanie Meyer.
And you know what.

That's your own choice and opinion.

Me: I'm sick of it. And...got over it by the time I reached Breaking Dawn and realized what dribble fanfiction it is.

If you aren't familiar with the word "fanfiction" its merely a word that is a definition of a "fan" creating a "fictional" tale using various genres such as; Anime, Movies, Books, Television, Music and any other genre you can find to rape with your words. Yeah, I said that. And I'm not too ashamed at it. Anyway, some fanfictions can be actually REALLY well written by someone who has a common mind on how to put words to MS Word or w/e format you use for your works. And make SENSE.
Then you get the little noobs out there that do their stuff like a 1st grader wrote it.

Or worse.
They create an OC (Original Character) based off THEMSELF.
These are the worse.

Stephanie Meyer.
She did just that with Twilight.

But enough about land basting her.
On to the real reason for this entry.

Since Twilight's start, there have been THOUSANDS of screaming Teenage girls and even...Adults, who have gone to side with either Team Edward; the oh so great sparkly vegetarian trout of Forks, Washington.
To Team Jacob: The...rather hunky looking shape shifting into a Werewolf due to a Curse of sorts that runs deep within his Tribe's blood lines.

Oops.
Sorry for you all noob Twi-tards who haven't read Eclipse.

SPOILER ALERT THERE.

Now, if Vampires WERE real. They would be finding a way to pimp slamp the little sparkly man into a non existent grave or even death if they knew what he was. And the fact that he SPARKLES, yes, SPARKLES in the sunlight.
We've all grown up with either the original Dracula based off the telling from the tale of Bram Stroker's "Dracula"...and I'm not talking about the one that has the character of Dracula show up as some steroid pumped Werewolf humping some girl in the RAIN in a courtyard.

Srsly.
I read Bram Stroker's tale of "Dracula"...and don't even recall that happening.

To the old black and white Dracula becoming the colored edition we've seen to a movie of a man that was a Vampire helping a Director film a movie using a Vampire so that the Vampire himself could feed on people without anyone not realizing that he WASN'T acting. To the truly beautifully put together film adaption of the ONLY true depiction of Vampires by the well renowned author, Anne Rice in her Vampire Chronicles series with the movie: "Interview With The Vampire."

THAT was how Vampires should be portrayed, but now...we're getting these love sick sparkly ones who end up leaving the only human they've come to want to protect so that they don't hurt that person. ONLY to send her spinning into a dark depression that about nearly would've sent most of us into a Whacko Basket in real life. Then to have her possibly hooking up w/an old friend of the Indian Tribe in the area.

Srsly.

Is this what we've come down to?

BUT. THERE IS HOPE!
Humor has arose from the crazy fandom of this Vampire nonsense.

This is merely one that I found through a "Random Link Of the Day" on the Anthro Art site: FurAffinity

BEHOLD this madness:
This URL is here should the embedding not work ^^;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL5WV5gUWrU



And even out of all of this, there is also a sister duo who've in their own way parodied off the first of this 4 book now movie series in these:

Twilight Parody by the Hillywood Show
URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MKz0gkcgAo



New Moon Parody by The Hillywood Show
URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti13oOYvyp8&feature=related



So in all of this. Some humor has arisen to make fun of this series and the lulz of vampires the way they're being portrayed these days.

See ya later, guys.